Quick Take: Grand Avenue – Place To Fall
Place To Fall, Grand Avenue's latest album, dropped on September, 28th. They're a band I want to succeed if only because there are tons out there that have succeeded without being nearly as good. I suspect that if they were from the New York, Los Angeles, London, or Manchester more people would be aware of the band.

Place To Fall
On their last go around - The Outside - Grand Avenue focused on memorable hooks and lyrics that resonated with teenage girls. In the annals of pop that's a formula with a track record. Another part of that formula is radio and video rotation, touring, and product placement (movie or television). I think they got a song on a TV show - but what indie band doesn't get one now?
I guess that didn't work out for them because I didn't see any world tours with Grand Avenue as the headliner.
I've got no great expectations
I've got no plans or place to fall
Although taken from the last album, the sentiment fits the mood of Place to Fall. This album isn't focused on hooks - they're there but not the raison d'être. "Almost Gone" the first single and first song off the album is good - a good "pump yourself up" song. As a single it got me excited. I wasn't impressed with the other songs at first listen. I'll tell you though, I kept on listening and the album grows. I won't say they sound like nothing you've ever heard before. They've channeled New Order, U2, and INXS but Grand Avenue does have a voice and you can hear it throughout.
Place To Fall is an 7 out of 10. It's an above average work by a talented group of craftsmen. It's not a great album but how many great albums can there be before the word loses meaning? It is a good listen however. "Follow You Down" can easily be envisioned in some teen coming of age movie. "Waiting For The World" sounds like they got Joe Sumner of Fiction Plane to make an appearance. "These Days" is a good rocking tune - a strut your stuff affair.
If you get it I recommend listening someplace where you'd have a hard time changing it - in the gym on a treadmill or out cycling somewhere. You'll appreciate the advice and hopefully you'll better enjoy this latest effort from Denmark's Grand Avenue.
Chains are for saws and balls. Not for bikes.
Review: Trek Bicycle with Gates Carbon Belt Drive

Soon after relocating to Columbus I decided I had to have a bike. Possible reasons:
It would be better for the environment! No.
It would be good exercise! No.
It would allow me to explore the city! No.
The reason I wanted a bike: Ohio drivers. They speed up in to get to the fast lane and then inexplicably slow down once they get there. Four way stop signs - hell, two-way stop signs - befuddle them. Any form of weather not corresponding to a perfect Spring day? Utter bewilderment and mayhem.
I would rather drive in New Jersey where you have to be an asshole to operate a car. You know what you're up against. In Ohio the majority of drivers seem to suffer from DID - changing from aggressive to regressively retarded.
Because I don't enjoy driving here I decided it was time to take advantage of Columbus' many urban bike trails and navigable side streets. I also live within walking distance of supermarkets and stores so that's a major incentive too.
When I finally got down to looking for a bike I discovered endless possibility. If you're the type of person that relishes going out to eat in order to micro-manage what components make up your food and where on the plate they are arranged then shopping for bicycles is the thing for you!
I'm not one of those people but I did get caught up in the "what does my bike say about me" pretentiousness that were I watching myself I would want to punch me in the face and kick me in the taint. Luckily it was a mercifully brief phase. I'll sketch it out:
(1) I want something "vintage." I also like all things British so let's get a vintage British road bike kind of like this one. Trawl eBay. Make a few bids that get outbid. Slowly realize you can get something new that won't need to be "restored." Give up on true vintage dream.
(2) Well, it has to be European. Everything from "over there" is better built and thoughtfully designed. I had to have something like this Biomega or this Vanmoof. But what if something breaks? Many internet searches and discussion boards hint that you might be fucked - since you're not in Amsterdam, but Columbus . . . Ohio.
(2.5) How about "Classic" but European. Like those city bikes that are taking New York City by storm? Kind of like these. Then you realize, you're approaching and passing over $1,000.00 for a bike that looks exactly like those bikes you see in old photographs of pre-1990 Beijing. Maybe I can get one of those . . .
(3) Yeah, the People's™ Bike. The Flying Pigeon: The same thing as this but for the price of this! Oh wait. What about shipping, and assembly, and . . .
(4) The Trek District. This is the one. It's got some retro accouterments (leather grips and saddle) and yet it is so 21st Century what with a carbon fiber belt instead of a chain.
- No maintenance. ✓
- No grease on my pants. ✓
- No assembly. ✓
- Annoying sense of superiority. ✓
This bike had it all. And it looked so damn cool. Gray, orange, and brown. It stands out yet is still somehow understated. What does this bike say about me? That's what! Let's go to the local Trek store.
First let me say that the people at the Columbus East Trek Store are super nice. I went in July 20th and left with a great bike and a great experience. I was greeted warmly. My questions were answered. I was told to test drive for as long as I liked. The list goes on. Later, when looking for stuff to outfit my bike I went to the Dublin store. Twice. Out of convenience. Let's just say, it was less friendly.
Now, the bike. At the time I purchased my bicycle I could choose between the Trek District and the Soho. Both use the Gates Carbon Drive but both bike look, feel, and are quite different. Since then Trek has both raised the price of all their carbon belt models and added a new color and a new model to the district line.
The District is light, responsive, and looks cool. It's also a single speed bike. The Trek Soho is solid, firm, and could best be described as a "handsome woman." It has eight speeds in an internal sealed rear hub. The District is fun and the Soho is responsible. If I had had unlimited funds I would have purchased both bicycles. As I did not have unlimited funds and in fact since both bikes were above the budget I set for myself from the money I had saved by quitting smoking, I had to make a decision.
Do I get the young and hip single speed "fixie" (not really a fixed gear) or do I get the more useful but heavier and more conservative Soho? I got the Soho.

Do I regret the purchase? Sometimes but mostly not. I don't think I would have enjoyed getting back into cycling as much as I have if I had gotten the District. Nor do I think I would ride as much as I now do had I gotten the District. Am I just telling myself that to make up for the fact that I drooled over the District and yet came home with the more dependable Soho? Maybe, but something tells me it's the Soho, with it's all around capability that really kept me going out again and again for another ride that makes me think it was a better decision.
The Soho is not a road racer, but I have gotten into races on it. It's not an off road bike, but the tires are big enough where you can venture a bit off the path should you get curious. It's not a true hauler but the 8-gears do allow you a bit of wriggle room. It's a good all around bike and there are times when everything is working just right when it is an absolute joy to ride - the belt is taut, you're in the perfect gear, you've got a great cadence going and it's so very quiet. Ninja-quiet as they say. I just don't think the District would have opened up the possibilities as much as the Soho has (and does). Would I still like a District? Maybe. Now I'm more interested in getting a road racing bike, but only because the Soho showed me how fun it is to race. What do I want? One of these.
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So that's my review of the Trek Soho. I like it. It's expensive but if you have the money it's worth it.
Trek Soho: MSRP $1,149.99 * (Mine was $900.00 with another $100.00 off)
P.S. - I am changing the stock handlebars on my Soho. I ride it for much longer than I anticipated and the standard grips do not offer enough hand positions for those long rides. I am putting on mustache bars and bar end shifters. It should look something like this.
P.P.S. - The District Carbon looks badass. I don't know if it's worth $3,400.00.
UPDATE: (09/25/2009) My Trek Soho Now Has Mustache Bars - Looks And Rides Great!



I got the work done at BikeSource in Westerville, OH. The did a great job and were really helpful. Of note is the installation of the Jtek Bar-end shifter for the Shimano Nexus/Alfine 8 speed hub that the Soho has. The bar-end shifter is a big improvement over the standard shifter which was hard on my thumb for some reason. Maybe I have weak thumbs. Whatever the case I really like the new setup. The mustache bars allow more hand positions that the straight bars and the new shifter position is a lot easier on my thumb. Over all I'm pleased.
The hubris of youth
The hubris of youth can be a funny thing. Bands can come out with songs that include regrettable lyrics that features music that is more emulation than originality. And so it is that we have a new band featuring two dudes (drums + guitar) and an English chick on bass straight out of the Karen O mold in style called "Band of Skulls." They have a new single called "I Know What I Am. Its a good track that is a cross between Queen and the White Stripes with the lead singer and the female alternating verses that include "Hotel/Taco Bell/I got the hit but you know damn well" (the bad) and "Flick flack/No slack/ I got the wit that my enemies lack" (the pretty OK). I've listened to the album once and it OK--"Honest" is a very good song that finds them experimenting with a brit-pop vibe. Nothing great. Even though this song lacks originality and sounds completely like a White Stripes knock-off, its still good. Check it out. I bet it gets featured in a commercial soon. That foot stomping beat and chorus sounds tailored for a commercial.
One of the best albums of 2008

Oh My Heart
Out of Canada, Mother Mother, released an album in 2007 called "Touch Up" featuring one of the strangest albums I have seen in a long time. It featured an apparently rabid rooster head-banging with some blood talons. The album was a disappointment because it was such a hot mess. Mixing styles and rhythms, the band apparently was going for a ramshackle pixies genre splicing rock album. They unfortunately did not pull it off. So it was with trepidation that I approached "O My Heart", their new 2008 album featuring a gigantic fish head with a hook through its cheek and a bloody eye--another weird album cover.
O My Heart is everything Touch Up was not. O My Heart is a ramshackle genre splicing ode to the Pixies Doolittle featuring among other things harmonicas, gospel singers, trumpets, showtunes-like melodies (see "Wrecking Ball"), screaming, country music guitars and whole slew of other tricks. The lead single and first track on the album "O My Heart" is the most straight-forward song on the album and is not indicative of the rest of the album. If I had to guess it was made to garner radio play. Album highlights include "Ghosting", "Body of Years", "Wisdom", and well, jesus, the whole album from 1-13 is fucking awesome.
The best band you’ve never heard of….

self-titled album
These tracks are from a band out of LA. They're called Meho Plaza and they're self-titled debut is one of the best albums of last year. The first song is called "Your Future Looks Bright." The second track is called "Let's Play Police Tonight." I expect big things from this band. The calling card on their album is mixing great and simple melodies with some ugly and brutish samples. Other album highlights include "The Beach", "George Washington", and "I Sold My Organs." I'm surprised this band is getting more press.
Speaking of LA bands, I have to say that some of the best music these days is coming out of LA--Meho Plaza, Low vs. Diamond, Autolux, the Airborne Toxic Event, and Mellowdrone. LA may be supplanting New York as my favorite music scene.